Jagger's two-timing ways are about to come and bite him in the ayaaassss, as glamorous former love Jerry Hall is using her recording debut to lash out at the pouting rocker.
Hall's song laments a partner who goes off and puts it about, and as we all know, Jagger did exactly that during their 20 year relationship, famously fathering a sprog to model Luciana Morad.
The blonde bombshell that is Hall performed the song at Ronnie Scott's club in London, this will be broadcast on Eddie Izzard's Radio 2 show 'Late Night Cabaret' this Saturday.
The biting attack appears on Rachel Fuller's (Pete Townshend's squeeze) album 'Cigarettes and Housework' released imminently in the UK, and boasts Jerry doing a sort of talky-singing thing, (like Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady) because Fuller claims that the Texan beauty 'can't really sing'. Come on Rachel, don't be polite, just tell it like it is!
'Around This Table' should touch a bit of a nerve with Jagger, listen to this:
'We make love on it
Our children scratch their names beneath it
Then you bring other women, while I'm out of town
And I can always sense when a stranger has sat down'
One-nil to Jerry.
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"Just as long as Keith's guitar plays, it will steal my heart away"